Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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