i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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