spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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