I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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