Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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