you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
My liver just had a heart attack.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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