...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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