another moral hangover. fuck.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
The power of my boobs compel you
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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