plz talk dirty to me
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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