So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I didn't notice because vodka
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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