mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
