it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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