when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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