her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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