You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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