honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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