It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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