So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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