so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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