At least make sure they are 18
Why
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
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