physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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