We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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