Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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