her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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