I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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