SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
either way he was missing a nipple.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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