loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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