I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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