Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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