Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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