we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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