I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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