Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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