We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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