i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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