Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
