I'm really into asian looking animals
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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