the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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