Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
