What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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