I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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