Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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