hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We had sex on a dog bed..
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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