Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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