haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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