remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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