Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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