Non-Jews are for practice
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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