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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I came so hard my ears popped.
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