Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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