dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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