yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
