It's Friday. Sex?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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